T-Shirts, Anyone???

WOD, 10/5/09:

AMRAP 20 minutes:

5 Deadlifts (135/95)

7 Hang power cleans

9 Front squats

As any CrossFitter knows, we love to hoard t-shirts.  Kelly, DP, and I know that it is time to put in the next t-shirt order.  This time, we would like to not only have our logo on them, but a catchy slogan.  I have compiled a list of CrossFit slogans that I have seen and heard in the past.  Please vote on the one that you like the best in the comments.  Also, feel free to come up with your own slogans. Here are a few:

  • I got 99 problems but my squat ain’t one.
  • We fix the 10 dollar a month gym body.
  • God made machines to keep the wankers off the barbells.
  • Our warm-up is your workout
  • Why train with a machine when you can train to BE one.
  • If CrossFit were easy, it’d be your MAMA.
  • We Clean and jerk, not the other way around!
  • This ain’t your mama’s aerobics class.
  • Don’t worry you’ll pass out before you die.
  • Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting results…why train like a hamster when you can train like an athlete?
  • It’s better to be strong and survive, than to be weak and die! Train like a Spartan.
  • You are your own yardstick.

Any other suggestions?

 

Deb shows full extension on her kettlebell swings.

Deb shows full extension on her kettlebell swings.

 

Chris rocks some double unders

Chris rocks some double unders

 

Jacob and Don..always a good team.

Jacob and Don..always a good team.

 

Welcome Theresa to the SCF family!

Welcome Theresa to the SCF family!

 

Goody, from Milford,stopped by to crush a little WOD with DP and Blanco today.

Goody, from Milford, came by to crush a WOD with DP and Blanco today.

 

Happy 11th anniversary to Peter and Lisa...couples who sweat together, stay together!

Happy 11th anniversary to Peter and Lisa...couples who sweat together, stay together!

37 Responses for T-Shirts, Anyone???

  1. Dylan Minter:
    October 04, 2009 07:52 pm

    My vote:

    Our warm-up is your workout

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  2. Carb Boy:
    October 05, 2009 03:38 am

    So I'll be THAT GUY today and post about 20 times as soon as ANY idea comes to my head…"Will WOD for Beer."…."roses are red, shoreline is blue, (I'll think of something better for this part) keep up with the WOD's and enjoy the new you"…or something about the crew…it's too early for rhyming…see you at 6:30!

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  3. Lizzz:
    October 05, 2009 04:47 am

    I got 99 problems but my squat ain’t one

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  4. Lizzz:
    October 05, 2009 04:48 am

    Don’t worry you’ll pass out before you die

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  5. Allie B (recovering:
    October 05, 2009 06:03 am

    WE DON'T USE MACHINES, WE MAKE THEM!

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  6. Blanco:
    October 05, 2009 06:11 am

    I found a few more sayings, what do you guys think of these….

    -If you're not nervous before a workout, maybe it's not hard enough

    -Fran is my homegirl

    -Smoke you like cheap crack

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  7. Amanda:
    October 05, 2009 06:18 am

    I like the "If CrossFit were easy it'd be your Mom" (not that my vote matters! haha)

    however, I think if you want to make a big profit off shirts, just put a picture of DP… and slogan (in the words of Jay-Z) "Daddy Go Hard"

    :)

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  8. Blanco:
    October 05, 2009 06:28 am

    Ok so i got some new ones…..

    "Doing Fran in under 3 minutes doesn't mean you blew your WOD"

    "Work hard and become a leader; be lazy and become a slave"

    "Crossfit Shoreline….Where the Jerks meet Snatches"

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  9. Blanco:
    October 05, 2009 06:30 am

    "My Crossfit workout is so hard I may have to take this shirt off"

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  10. DP:
    October 05, 2009 06:33 am

    I like:

    - if crossfit were easy, it would be your mama

    - I got 99 problems but my squat aint one

    - Come get some!

    - Were Thrusters meet snatches

    - Tell your chick (or guy) to stop starring at me!

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  11. Blanco:
    October 05, 2009 06:48 am

    Do what?

    How many times?

    How many rounds?

    Then come back tomorrow?

    SHORELINE CROSSFIT

    &

    Friends don't let friends Globo gym

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  12. LP:
    October 05, 2009 06:53 am

    blanco, you are on fire today! Slow day at U.S. Surgical??

    So, I love "I got 99 problems, but my squat ain't one"

    LOVE "Doing Fran in under 3 minutes doesn’t mean you blew your WOD”- but I think a lot of people would be hesitant to wear it (not you Blanco, we know you would)

    like "we don't use machines, we make them" (good one allie) because it tells ppl what we are about.

    LOVE, "Fran is my homegirl"

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  13. Blanco:
    October 05, 2009 07:02 am

    LP, I'm multitasking. I was actually in a meeting most of the morning so I was on my blackberry typing these. People at work must think I'm a really busy person.

    And yes, I'd rock the Doing Fran under 3 minutes shirt….I have no shame.

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  14. Carb Boy:
    October 05, 2009 07:37 am

    I really like the workout is so hard I might have to take this shirt off…that's HYSTERICAL.

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  15. Carb Boy:
    October 05, 2009 07:48 am

    not about exercise but:

    Paleo, so easy, a caveman could do it….

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  16. Mike M:
    October 05, 2009 08:01 am

    As Noelle and I lay in bed and watch the sun rise from behind a volcano with the warm ocean breeze whisking through the open slider, we feel it necessary to ensure we submit our votes for the next SCF t-shirt… Life is tough right now… off for a run

    99 problems but my squat ain't one

    **Don't worry you'll pass out before you die —- this is a real good one

    Workout is so hard I might have to take this shirt off

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  17. Blanco:
    October 05, 2009 08:18 am

    Deb said she likes the qoute that's on the wall. I think its the Michael Jordan one and it goes something like…..

    God gave you a body able to bear anything, its your mind you must convince.

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  18. KLM:
    October 05, 2009 08:20 am

    I love the "Jerks and Snatches" one and also "Come get Some!"

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  19. Thais:
    October 05, 2009 10:19 am

    I'm with Amanda – not sure my vote counts, but make sure you save a t-shirt for me to buy….

    My top 3

    #1 – Don’t worry you’ll pass out before you die.

    #2 – I got 99 problems but my squat ain’t one.

    #3 – Where Thrusters meet Snatches

    #4 (if it would make it into a Church…) – Doing Fran in under 3 minutes doesn’t mean you blew your WOD – LOL!

    #5 (if everyone knew who Big Daddy Kane was) – Come Get Some!

    Guys, this is late, but thank you so very much for letting me WOD with you guys a couple of Sundays ago to EARN my Paleo cookbook! You guys put in work and have a great community!

    Blanco – although you have NO IDEA who I am, ask Carb Boy how I gave him props at FGB out of the Blue (that's what happens when you CF Blog Stalk – LOL)…thanks for the cookbook and I'm hoping to maybe come in for a WOD to earn a Paleo Bar….

    LP/DP – GREAT JOB!

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  20. Murph:
    October 05, 2009 11:15 am

    My Favs:

    Our warm-up is your workout

    Don’t worry, you’ll pass out before you die.

    -or-

    Cindy, Helen, Mary & Chelsea are MY bitches!

    Blanco- I like the jerks meeting snatches one 2

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  21. Blanco:
    October 05, 2009 11:34 am

    Thais,

    Even though we haven't met, I'm glad I could help. Maybe, I'll run into you at the Shoreline sometime.

    My top 3 are:

    1) Doing Fran in under 3 minutes doesn’t mean you blew your WOD (obviously)

    2)My Crossfit workout is so hard I may have to take this shirt off

    3)Shoreline Crossfit…Where the Jerks meet Snatches

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  22. Bryan M.:
    October 05, 2009 11:39 am

    My top 3:

    1) Doing Fran in under 3 minutes doesn’t mean you blew your WOD

    2) Don’t worry you’ll pass out before you die.

    3) Our warm-up is your workout

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  23. Kevin S.:
    October 05, 2009 02:58 pm

    i like the "don't worry you'll pass out before you die.

    I added three other kind of Marine sayings that i thought were good:

    1. There are two types of people: Crossfitters and those who wish they were.

    2. Nobody ever drowned in sweat.

    3. Pain is weakness leaving the body.

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  24. e:
    October 05, 2009 03:13 pm

    ok, of what you have i like:

    1.My Crossfit workout is so hard I may have to take this shirt off

    2.Don’t worry you’ll pass out before you die

    if i could suggest a couple more:

    1.that's not sweat, its my body crying!

    2.if god wanted you this fit, he would have miracled your ass into shape

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  25. Brian B:
    October 05, 2009 03:18 pm

    My favs are:

    1. dont worry you'll pass out before you will die

    2.Doin Fran in under 3 mins doesn't mean you blew your WOD

    3.Shoreline Crossfit…Where jerks meet snatches

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  26. Duprey:
    October 05, 2009 03:58 pm

    Perseverance 

    Against all opposition

    Crushing all limitations

    Pure strength through solitude

    Discipline and determination

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  27. Carla:
    October 05, 2009 03:58 pm

    Like my rack? You should see my snatch!

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  28. klm:
    October 05, 2009 04:35 pm

    here are more:

    - crushing egos one WOD at a time

    - killing the coward within

    - i clean, i jerk, AND i have a nice snatch

    - WOD = WTF

    - i pood for time

    - breathe later

    - there's fit…. and then there's crossfit

    - tabata this!

    - we do more before 7am than you do in 24 hours

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  29. KA:
    October 05, 2009 04:58 pm

    "For a Good Time Call Fran…21-15-9"

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  30. Duprey:
    October 05, 2009 05:13 pm

    0-500lbs in 4 deadlifts!! You'll only have to make 1 of these!! Lol

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  31. Duprey:
    October 05, 2009 06:24 pm

    Once you taste our WOD, you'll never be the same!!

    Or walk right for a week!!

    Shoreline's WOD, bet you can't just have one

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  32. Duprey:
    October 05, 2009 08:57 pm

    Our WOD will put you to sleep

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  33. Ray K:
    October 06, 2009 11:40 am

    For bro's-"Once you taste our WOD, you’ll never be the same!!

    Shoreline’s WOD, bet you can’t just have one"

    For Ho's-"Like my rack? You should see my snatch"

    with a 1 arm barbell snatch for the picture.

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  34. Ray K:
    October 06, 2009 11:44 am

    First off- great WOD. That looks like a killer.

    I like for the bro's "once you taste our WOD…"

    For the ho's "if you like our rack…"

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  35. Donna E:
    October 07, 2009 06:37 am

    I had a brain storm how about

    Exercise or Crossfit? You Decide

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  36. michaelchasetx:
    October 07, 2009 12:05 pm

    "Its the effort that counts" – Dutch Lowry

    Technique, Strength, Intensity … power, Power, POWER!

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  37. michaelchasetx:
    October 08, 2009 11:40 am

    From Nicu Vlad: "Its not in the bar or the gym … it’s in you.” Feed the Fire.

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